Porn in Bushwick! Except Not.
Okay, since my tipsters will not relent, I will post for Bushwickers to enjoy: omg look a porn casting call in Bushwick! It’s fine that you have pushed me to this, because now I get to say this is clearly just some silliness written on the spur of the moment on the back of a flyer (hello, you can see the print on the other side!) and posted on a lark. Professional pornography producers do not operate in this fashion. Trust me. If it turns out to be real I promise to work as a fluffer for free for the top five guys in the signup sheet, sorted for length/girth. That’s how fake I think this is. *cough*
Bonus: apparently Gothamist has decided that the Morgan L area is indeed in Williamsburg.
May 7th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Tee-hee. Williamsburg keeps growing and growing- kinda pushing Bushwick into Bed-Stuy!
Friendly tip: I think there’s already a line forming for that fluffer job so watch the cough.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
i also thought this was bullshit. if you read the print it says to send them “a video of what you can do”. sounds like someone just wants to see alot of naive guys playing with themselves
May 7th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Sounds more like someone screaming for a date…though considering its Bushwick, it’s more likely an art project.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
1) Soooooo, um, er - porn isn’t art?
2) You think BushDick is a misspelling of our beloved neighborhood?
May 8th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Dresden making homemade PORN in B-wick for years.
No fluffer need apply.
Dresden need no fluff.
Dresden think you tattoos look dumb, you women ugly, and you band sound like walrus fight.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Wait, isn’t that the hospital’s Airstream trailer? Darn, I thought this was on Wyckoff on the fence of the hospital parking lot near the Dekalb stop.