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Tasty Bushwick Craigslist Personals

Maybe you’ll find your soulmate?

Special Bushwick Friend - m4w - 25
Selling Points:

“I am just looking for someone who is sincere, and likes making love.
And by making love, I mean fucking each other”

Also, I like all kinds of sex. Aggressive sex, aanal sex, oral sex. Meat and potatos sex, Keith Sweat sex, la la la la

Sociopathic Asshole Seeks Same - 27
Selling Points:

Must love me.

(You would think Patrick Bateman lived in a nicer hood than Bushwick)

I watched your bike for a second while you went in brooklyns natural - m4w - 23
Selling Points:

Its too bad I was on the phone because I would have tried to start a conversation.

Last Light - 21
Selling Points:

1. sometimes I eat meat
2. i like brown better than black
9. i prefer lakes over oceans.
12. i really should paint my walls.

You Stole My Wallet & Camera At A Party in the Mckibbon Lofts
Selling Points:

yeah, you are a fucking asshole. anyways, i just want my ID back. you can mail it to me.

Ah, young love!

5 Responses to “Tasty Bushwick Craigslist Personals”

  1. jane Says:

    you had me at keith sweat.

  2. cheryl Says:

    yea right, they had you at aanal

  3. Jasmin Says:

    I was stumped at “meat and potatoes sex”!

  4. cheryl Says:

    That has to cause some kind of infection
    unsanitary at the least

    i’m not into Grubiality

  5. Jeremy Says:

    It’s called Sitophilia. And I think it’s disgusting and against the natural order and that God hates Sitophiles.

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