When I stopped these San Francisco transplants on their walk through their new neighborhood, the couple told me they thought New Yorkers just try a little too hard. I snapped a shot of them in front of the closest thing to California I could find: the sunniest patch on Bushwick Avenue, a yellow painted cardboard fence.
Colby (left), Musician & Sandy (right), Photographer
Both these kids perfectly exemplify the laid-back cool of the West Coast, apparently, without even trying. Spend some time in Golden Gate Park and you’ll see that, although hip, they’re definitely a different breed — similar to when the Beat poets moved from NYC to NorCal. I was especially charmed by the dichotomy of their t-shirts — Colby’s Goofy embroidery and Sandy’s gold-foiled marijuana leaf, which solidified their whole we-don’t-take-ourselves-too-seriously attitude. Also, isn’t Sandy’s hair the bees knees!?
Do you guys live in the neighborhood?
Sandy: Yeah, we just moved here from San Francisco. We were living in the Mission — do you know where that is?
Yeah, of course! I lived in San Fran for a little while too. What do you guys think the difference is between the East and West Coasts when it comes to style?
Sandy: I feel like people try harder here, right? Colby: Um, yeah. There’s a lot more black out here. People dress in lighter colors in California. Sandy: Yeah, more color, I guess. I really don’t know, man. I’m not kinda not interested in it… Colby: It’s all the same really.
I feel like a lot of people who move to New York unwittingly start to wear more black and pay more attention. Do you think that’ll happen to you?
C: I’m always changing. I’m not sure if it has anything to do with New York, but I’m sure I’ll change.
What are you guys usually inspired by when it comes to what you wear?
S: Just anything that I find in a thrift store that’s cool. C: We make stuff ourselves, too. S: Yeah, and like, he bought me this shirt and we just cut it up because it was all long-sleeved and ugly at first. And then my mom gave me these pants, so I dunno… I don’t really go out and buy shit. I wear mostly what’s been handed down to me or is given to me.
What is something that you would actually go out and buy?
S: Um, interview clothes? If I need to go on a job interview, I need nice clothes for that. I’m not really a fashion person. C: I’m always trying to get pants that fit right, you know, it’s hard being tall. S: I’m still trying to think what influences us… our friends, I guess.
What do you guys do for a living?
C: I’m in a band called Smith Westerns S: He’s been in the band for about 5 months or something now. I’m a photographer, I take photos freelance. I just had something in Vice. I also just shot Ariel Pink at Mercury Lounge for V Mag. We’re just trying to figure it out — we literally just got here a few days ago.






Jenna May 18th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Aww- they’re an adorable couple! And Sandy does, indeed, have really cute hair.
Nino May 19th, 2010 at 12:13 am
Not bad we had this in the 60′s-late 70′s
I find the marijuana leaf far more disrespectful then that California Hippie look. Its not professional and very brat child like
Kazoos to Miss Wasilewicz. Her crapola journalism is getting better !
Seriously May 19th, 2010 at 7:35 am
I call bullshit on this being a random run in on the street. SERIOUSLY?!
chrissie May 20th, 2010 at 2:09 am
I love this photo, so old school!
Also… what has been up with the serious hate on this blog? I’m a fairly new reader and can’t believe how ornery a lot of these comments are. If you don’t like it, don’t read it… Jeez.
andrew May 20th, 2010 at 10:05 am
whoa this is strange, I know this couple from SF just found out recently they were out here. Already poppin up on the blogs damn! whats up colby if youre reading this lets go get stoned.
I Killed Josh! May 21st, 2010 at 8:21 am
Colby? Really? He looks like the genetic product of a cross between his sister, his father and a weasel….Is he functionally retarded? Yes…im certain he is…
And Sandy???? Please girl take a fucking bath…she looks like she’s in pain or has something stuck up her ass…..I know…its that horrible outfit…mommie pants plus swap meet pot t-shirt…how ra sha sha….enough to give people the runs…
I bet they don’t wear shoes either….
Professional Alternative May 21st, 2010 at 8:50 am
Oh come on man. They’re just hippie types, and though they’re not saying much at all, at least they’re not giving us the video-game socialist manifesto. I like the guy’s shirt, but then I like super colored stripey things.
I Killed Josh! May 21st, 2010 at 9:36 am
Ok, forget their outfits…still extrachromasome havin…Id bet you $millions$ that his fucking feet are webbbed….
Joe from Brooklyn May 21st, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Welcome to Brooklyn. Now go back to the little town outside of Sacramento where you’re probably really from and stop driving up our rents! Fucking freakshow!
chrissie May 21st, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Wait. Is Prof Alt trying to be nice? I may have been wrong about you, sir…
Matt May 21st, 2010 at 1:55 pm
lol! Annnnnd proven yet again: never let anyone put you photo on a blog unless you enjoy having anonymous fuckwits spew their bored, impotent rage all over your face.
Joe from Brooklyn May 21st, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I thought bored impotent rage was the reason these trust fund douche bags came to New York in the first place.
Professional Alternative May 21st, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I don’t know why you’re surprised. But is nothing in your world worthy of criticism? These people are benign. Last week’s was a riot of stupidity, and provoked an appropriate response.
Professional Alternative May 21st, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Amazing how fragile the native knuckeldragger ecosystem is. Some skinny dude with tawny hair and an eighth of a job shows up and your whole community is eviscerated? Time to ask what’s wrong with YOU that you can’t easily compete with hippie burnouts. And “they have trust funds” is the wrong answer, it’s simply not statistically possible.
Carlye May 21st, 2010 at 2:45 pm
sheesh, it’s a cute happy photo of a cute happy couple with a cute happy story! everyone needs to stop crying in the comment section, there’s nothing to flip over.
also can’t believe someone’s shocked that random couple living in Bushwick is made up of a musician and a photographer…
I Killed Josh! May 21st, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Yep…Im amazed at how this polyploidal disaster manages to pay that gentri-rent on just the SSI check he gets for for being a retard….
Maybe he rents himself out to the CI sideshow as the geek or webfooted, tail haivin wonder boy..like a retard sevant or something…(but just not of fashion though..)
OR, perhaps they make sex tapes…she totally looks like she does that kinda shit…Im sure there is a big market somewhere for chick who fucks web footed, encephalitis cases like Colby….So Joe from Brooklyn just chill they’ll be movin on to Thailand in a few months…where they can really get some $$$ for that shit….Brooklyn is just a warmup for them….
I Killed Josh! May 21st, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Does Colby even have a dick???
chrissie May 21st, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Wow, I killed Josh! sounds like he’s in the need of a good handjob to calm him down.
Priya May 21st, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Is this a joke? “similar to when the Beat poets moved from NYC to NorCal.” I mean, wtf are you talking about? Get a job! Get a life! I want my life back from reading this stupid “article” and then got mad enough to comment on it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, my eyes are bleeding from the stupidity, GAWD. F. OFF.
I Killed Josh! May 21st, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Its a scientific fact that inbred genetic catasrophes such as your friend Colby have horrible mutations in their sexual organs…
Or it could be possible that Sandy is a shemale….
I Killed Josh! May 21st, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Just look at that retarded shit eating grin….he looks as if he has just messed his pants….
Sandy clean that up goddamnit!
Can he even talk?
Trey Parasuco May 21st, 2010 at 3:44 pm
The reason why there is so much hate from user names “I Killed Josh!” and “Joe from Brooklyn” is because they are regulars that read the Diehipster anti-hipster blog, which featured this article here today. They are regular commenters on that site and if you bother to check out their comments or even to Google their usernames, you’ll see that all they do 24/7 is to spread hate and intolerance all over the internet, and encourage violence against any non-native NYC transplant. They are nothing but a couple of low-class native Brooklyn social rejects. Even though the Diehipster blog has been around for over 3 years, it’s STILL the same small handful of internet rejects that buzz around that site like flies buzzing around a warm pile of shit. Lately they’ve also been spewing a lot of negative anti-Asian stereotypes simply because they’ve been baited into thinking one of the main detractors of that blog is Asian. I hope that gives you an idea of their character, and why idiots like them only make all native New Yorkers look like a bunch of low-class social rejects. In fact through their actions, they alienate themselves and their cause, and make themselves look like bigger fools than the “hipsters” they mock. In the end you should remember the following…
Nothing is more trite than a self-proclaimed anti-hipster. The word “hipster” is a meaningless, catch-all term that people of color use for young whites who move into their neighborhood, that cranky Gen X-ers use for Millenials who follow their own sense of fashion, for poor kids to use for kids who have more money than them, and for conformists to use for those who dare to have different priorities. When I hear someone sneer at hipsters, it always says more about the sneer-er than the sneer-ee.
Who else but a wretch would complain all the time about hipsters but a wretch of a person. On the bright side, with all the publicity the miserable whiners give to hipsters, more people who prefer to live happier lives will look at the wretches then look at the hipsters and choose to rather associate with the hipsters and/or become one. Think about it.
Joe from Brooklyn May 21st, 2010 at 4:29 pm
http://diehipster.wordpress.com/2010/02/22/the-ultimate-lonely-247-internet-using-hipster-troll-exposed/
Trey, I mean Stevie, I honestly feel sorry for you.
joeyfromaroundtheway May 21st, 2010 at 4:54 pm
NO, NO, NO. The People on Diehipster are not all the same guys, and they aren’t all from Brooklyn. They aren’t “low class, uneducated natives either, which they are called by hipster apologists. Many people read Diehipster frequently but don’t comment. Check out the hits! It is a clearing house for information on hipster and yuppie stupidity, vapidity, ridiculousness around the world but most specifically in Brooklyn. What seems to be innocuous behavior by hipsters is actually dangerous and insidious for those just trying to live a peaceful normal life in neighborhoods in NYC. Trey seems to want to defend all of hipsterdom and cuts and pastes the same arguments wherever he can. I don’t know why he feels the need to defend little twits like these guys but I guess he feels it is his mission.
I Killed Josh! May 21st, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Colby’s sister-mama and uncle-father support it with monthly checks from the pig farm where the genetic experiment that resulted in Colby’s “birth” were carried out…(yeah…the PF is doing so well right now since Colby’s brother-father opend up an organic bacon outlet in Carroll Gardens….)
Colby, you should quit the music biz and get your own reality show on the Discovery Channel…Lifestyles of the inbred and filthy….or in the alternative it could be call Fashion Disasters of the 21st Century…..or It came from Pennsyltuckey….
I Killed Josh! May 21st, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Oh yeah, anyone visiting Die Hipster.com, please check out all the threads on Steve Lam, who poses as a white frat boy, Trey Paracuso….we’d love you to read about him….
Trey Parasuco May 21st, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Judging from the comments left by regular posters such as “I Killed Josh!” on Diehipster and on various people’s blogs all over the internet, spewing hate, racist remarks, intolerance, and crying “bloody hipster” and inciting violence against anyone and everyone, I’m pretty sure it’s not hard to figure out who is “low class” and who’s not.
The blog might include an audience that isn’t all low-class, but the regular posters that POST the same tired drivel, countless times each day, every single day of the even including X-Mas day (yes this is indeed correct if you check!), certainly are.
And to be foolish enough to think these guys aren’t low-class? As has been exemplified on this site, I’ll let their words and actions speak for themselves. What a bunch of low class idiots.
Jeremy Sapienza May 21st, 2010 at 6:00 pm
No more DieHipster comments, please. Keep it on topic.
joeyfromaroundtheway May 21st, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Trey, not everyone is a Christian.
Kitty Graves May 21st, 2010 at 6:58 pm
why is the sentence in which Trey Parasuco discussed a native Brooklynite not graced with a comma or even an implied ‘pause’ when he describes natives as Low-Class?
Are you trying to say that all Brooklyn natives are low-class? Further to that, the amount of times you reference ‘low-class’ is rather troubling. What’s with the class status? Is it that mommy and daddy having money makes you feel as if this means you’re in the upper echelon? Class cannot be bought – and it doesn’t have an income. Anyone who preaches as much ‘low-class’ venom as you obviously has some issues with projection they need to work on….
Lastly, your definition of the word hipster is lacking in one final and definitive distinction: entitlement. There is a sense of entitlement amongst any ‘hipster’ I’ve met and that is common denominator…. nothing else but that.
joeyfromaroundtheway May 21st, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Nicole,
Please don’t say Cali. Only Tone Loc gets to. Nobody else.
Trey Parasuco May 21st, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Christian or not, the 25th of December is still a national holiday in which most people are spending time with their families and loved ones. With that obvious knowledge, the fact that these low-class idiot native Brooklynites have nothing better to do than engaging in hate-mongering all over the internet on that day really says something about their lack of integrity.
ParkSlope=YuppieToilet May 21st, 2010 at 8:46 pm
This inbred Kid Rock reject needs to take his Romper Room outfit and his chubby goofball girlfriend back to whatever suburban toilet they crawled out of. If there’s one thing that Brooklyn doesn’t need it’s another couple of parentally-funded rubes like this.
Go home!!!
Dresden May 22nd, 2010 at 2:50 am
I urge many of you to commit suicide.
GoToHell May 22nd, 2010 at 4:18 am
IKJ is one of the funniest dudes on this site. Lol! Keep ripping that Hipster bitch-ass walking stick and his dirty ass looking girlfriend. That was some of the funniest post ive ever read.
GoToHell May 22nd, 2010 at 4:22 am
Look at that pic. I would love to punch him in the mouth and chase him and the rest of his kind out of bk. Damn granolas.
Trey Parasuco May 22nd, 2010 at 8:46 am
Native Brooklyn rednecks like “GoToHell” have nothing better to do during the early morning hours of Sat. than to incite violence against anyone and everyone he considers “rest of his kind”. This type of intolerant low-class attitude only reminds us that even though one may be born and raised in a city like NYC, one can still be ass-backwards as fuck.
Also Google that clown “ParkSlope=YuppieToilet” and you’ll find literally hundreds of links to such similar posts. He’s nothing but an internet tough-guy wannabe that spends his entire day hunting down “hipsters” online. Clearly he’s deeply missing something in his life.
stayhomeNative May 22nd, 2010 at 9:16 am
people that need to talk shit about others at 4:22am are clearly not getting laid
I Killed Josh! May 22nd, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Word up gotohell!!! My man working overtime 100% against the webfooted retards all day everyday 24/7….
I Killed Josh! May 22nd, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Just look at Colby…
Look at him… LOOOK!!!!!
He is certainly developmentally disabled….
Also, despite claiming they are glam, the 3 chords 2 changes his band can barely manage have been copied from Yo La Tengo….Hahahhahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Amazingly, though…and I found this quite hard to believe even though I was confronted with hard evidence…Colby ***ISN’T**** the biggest retard in his own band….I know…I know…HOW COULD THIS BE YOU ASK????
But its true….Its lead singer Cullen Omori (?????)…..who can’t even stand up without assistance…and has serial encephalitic siezures as well as a never ending river of drool running down his thick chapped lips, and acne scarred chin who gets the title of STAR RETARD…maybe Colby will give him some competition…
LOOKIT COLBY…NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF AN EXTRA CHROMASOME when it comes to retard je ne sais quoi…..
I Killed Josh! May 22nd, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Sorry Junior, the only action you get is at the toe tapping stall at Penn Station…
Can these people actually get erections with all that soy bullshit they gulp down????
chrissie May 22nd, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I Killed Josh!, etc. You guys need girlfriends. The end.
Sophia Pfaff-shalmiyev May 22nd, 2010 at 2:57 pm
i’m soooooooooooo on colby’s side. i would by his inbred organic local bacon any time! please truck in more of colby’s into bushwick by the yard. i am not being sarcastic. please.
I Killed Josh! May 22nd, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I wonder how much time Sandy spends changing Colby’s diapers….Ya think it cuts into her **brilliant** photography career???….
What about when Colby goes on tour…what happens then? Do the entire band hire roadie ass/drool wipers???
Damn…just think about the overhead on that……
I Killed Josh! May 22nd, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Sorry luv you haven’t a chance with retards like that…sadly you aren’t a close relative, like a sister or mother, first cousin or aunt…
Also, what on earth do you think you would ***talk*** about with somebody like Colby?…face it…do you honestly believe you could learn to understand his monosyllabic grunts or farts??
And then there is the sad issue of Colby’s permanent flacidity…(yeah girlie, its not just his brain…LOOOOOOOK…you really think you’re gonna get *that* to fuck you?????)
Really you’d ditch that webfooted garbage eater the minute you’d have to change his stank diaper…..
Trey Parasuco May 22nd, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Again for the record, judging from the antics of “I Killed Josh!” on here, who clearly has deep insecurity issues, I think we all know who’s a low-class, native Brooklyn social reject and who’s not. Thanks again for proving me correct every time you open your mouth on here!
I Killed Josh! May 22nd, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Wow Stevie, we miss you over at Die Hipster.com…don’t let a little thing like us publishing your home address and phone number deter you from your hipster appologist mission……
What happened man?…just cuz we published your real identity as a bitter ugly shemale prostitute…you’re gonna hide out now…
Nino May 22nd, 2010 at 8:57 pm
How are these 2 are gonna Raise rents looking like that and 2 if they living in a California Mission (homeless shelter) ?
My tenants would hang me if I put them in my building.
Another self proclaimed work for hire street musician, a freelance photographer.
These 2 don’t have a pot to piss in. I wouldn’t hire or rent to them that’s for sure.
Come to think of it these people cant possibly be real !
I believe this article was a setup to get people goat or conduct some kind test.
The person who said “Colby lets go get stoned” may be a shill in this hoax.
I’m more disappointed in some of these comments then these 2 shills used in the photo
Miss Wasilewicz must be busting a Pierogi –she got us
-N
I Killed Josh! May 22nd, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Miss Wasilewicz, I believe in you….
And girl let me give you your props for being one keen-ass retard finder….I still haven’t made up my mind who is more fucked up between Colby or Kid Akimbo….
Unlike the skeptics I am convinced that the streets of Bushwick are now teeming with genetic defective shitheel transplants who being too feeble minded to take care of themselves, are either paid by their families and/or former communities to stay away or in the alternative receive SSI for being a retard….
And for the doubters amongst us…I am willing to consider your model of what happened to WB, Park Slope, Ft. Greene and now Bushwick….after years and years of rents that were reasonable for working class/poor people…somehow (and yes, I’ve asked this so many times before….) as if by magic the skyrocketing rents seem to correlate with the influx of Colbyesque retards…..I am baffled myself…..
Trey Parasuco May 22nd, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from “tough guy” non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka “hipster”) after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It’s not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can’t keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember…you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
Nino May 22nd, 2010 at 11:05 pm
OK, OK Apparently Miss Wasilewicz IS REAL and possibly up for adoption !
http://brokeassstuart.com/2010/04/01/broke-ass-of-the-week-blogger-nicole-wasilewicz/
I Killed Josh! May 23rd, 2010 at 4:32 am
Nino,
The Mission was formerly a working class Chicano district in SF. In the 90′s during the dot com bubble gentrifying shitfaces moved in and displaced everyone…it is now a sought-after neighborhood by shitheels..with very expensive rents.
But Colby and Sandy do look like they came from an adult group home for retards or something…but no..it was the Mission….
Clari May 24th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
ummmm Nothing to brag about.. Why don’t you write about kids that grew up in Bushwick and that are doing something positive for the area. Not like these two who are clearly promoting weed. Write about the children you attend the gifted middle school in Bushwick. Or about the graduating class of 2010. How many kids are going to college and what colleges they are going to. Write about the after school programs, and the Hispanic professionals in the area who grew up in Bushwick. Write about those success stories!!
Barrett Brown May 25th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Clari, I’d love to write about those things more than I do currently; unfortunately, my other obligations prevent me from spending much time doing the sort of research necessary to locate such people, but if you have any leads or know folks who might, please let me know at barriticus@gmail.com and I’ll start featuring more of those sorts of things in my column for bushwickbk.
joeyfromaroundtheway May 26th, 2010 at 9:25 am
Why can’t you just stop a random real neighborhood kid and ask him or her a few questions rather than seek out some obvious recent hipster clone transplant? It would be much more interesting and maybe the newbie “artists”, “musicians”, “bloggers”, etc. could actually learn something about the people that they are living next to and displacing.
It doesn’t take any research. That is a LAME excuse.
joe from brooklyn May 28th, 2010 at 8:04 am
Anyone who grew up in Bushwick in the 80′s/90′s and made something of themselves is about as smart and brave as one can get. It’s pretty embarrassing seeing these rich west coast whites/asians and apartheid whites from Brazil self-promote their fake artist *lifestyles* while real hard working men and women from Brooklyn are mocked in Bug Spray commercials wherein the cockroaches have Brooklyn accents. But most of these Yupster Ipod people work in sectors like advertising, don’t they? Fucking scumbags, you’re not Brooklyn, don’t even pretend that you’re *FROM* here.