Too bad the temporary Cablevision Food Network blackout kept Bushwickers from watching much of “Worst Cooks in America” — if we were ones to watch reality, uh, food shows anyhow — but our neighbor Rachel Coleman won. The Onion‘s AV Club asks the one-time Silent Barn resident what she’ll do with her $25,000 prize — open a venue?

“Everyone tells me I should open a venue, but after taxes, you can’t really do anything with that. I’m going to save it and try to do things. I don’t know.”

Well, Rachel, congratulations, and here’s to saving money and doing things.