
The “retro” storefront of Two Guys on Myrtle Avenue in Ridgewood. — Photos by Scarlett Lindeman
When it’s the kind of day when dusk shows up much too quickly, when the wind whips purposefully through the cracks in your sweaters and scarves, there is nothing quite as rectifying as a hot meatball sandwich. Whatever you want to call it — a hoagie, a hero, a sub — a long roll stuffed with meatballs, tomato sauce, and cheese is more than a meal, it’s autumn solace.
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You can find some of the area’s best meatballs at Two Guys Pizza, a retro-looking but truly period pizzeria just past the Bushwick border in Ridgewood. "You gotta come all the way out here just for a meatball?" asked an MTA worker who was standing in line, as I hovered over a tray of glistening meatballs just pulled from the oven, "Doesn’t Bushwick got their own meatballs?"
The balls you want at Two Guys are baseball-sized and darkly burnished, hidden behind the counter lined with garlic knots and pepperoni rolls. Onions, garlic, breadcrumbs, and parmesan are mixed into finely-ground beef and packed into dense spheres which are then roasted in the pizza oven, owner Oscar Bravo tells me. Two Guys Pizza and the Two Guys Liquor Store on the corner were named by the old-skool Bushwick Italian owner, for his "two guys," his two sons. Two years ago, Bravo bought the restaurant, recipes included. From a small town in Southern Mexico, he is the second wave in two tales of immigrant success.
"They need to rest," says Oscar, showing me a rack of just-cooked meatballs, all destined for sandwiches of heroic proportions — a trough of bread studded with sesame seeds, slicked with tomato sauce, packed with split brown orbs and covered in melted mozzarella. They kind of skimp on the sauce and it’s not buffalo mozzarella, but each bite, warm and deeply savory, will bolster you for the walk home. Oh, and there’s pizza too.






Janitza November 13th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
The pizza and zeppolis (sp) here are pretty good too.
tony November 13th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
It also got 10 health code violations in august 2009… might want to ask the owner about that one…
http://www.city-data.com/ny-restaurants/TWO-GUYS-PIZZA.html
vnssa906 November 13th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
i thought this place was shut down… i passed by on halloween and saw they were clearing out. unless they were updating…
either way, growing up I would always go to two guys. they make the best meatball sandwiches.
Professional Alternative November 13th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Eh, every place has violations at one point or another, and some inspectors are stricter than others. If you saw the kitchen at almost any restaurant you’d never eat out again. I’ll definitely be trying this place..
Blax November 14th, 2009 at 2:26 am
Two Guys is garbage. Has been for at least 10 years. Walk further down the block to John and Joe’s. Much much better. Get the Grandma slice.
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Brian H November 14th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Ridgewood certainly has meatballs.
Elena November 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Two Guys Pizza stinks. The best Brooklyn Pizza is called CHUBSY WUBSY’S PIZZA on 459 Bushwick Avenue yum.
Morta Di Fame November 23rd, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Great story! Meatballs are very important!
Mr. McGinnis November 24th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
You’re kidding, right? CHUBSY WUBSY’S is worse than generic, 99 cent store frozen pizza.
big al February 16th, 2010 at 10:08 am
agree – CHUBSY WUBSY ain’t nothing good.