Comments on: An Irritating Segue; Tuna Kills

By: Chunderton Pesterpiece

Chunderton Pesterpiece — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:32:14 +0000

Say, old man, was that your ascot I found in the clubhouse the other night? Don’t worry: I won’t won’t tell Cassandra.

Oh, say. Jennifer, some friends, and I are taking the yacht out this Saturday. Won’t you and Cass bring the children along? The Senator has given me his personal guarantee we won’t have a repeat of the last time’s, ah, awkwardness and that he’ll make triply sure that his guests don’t have a trace of Jew in them.

By: BarrettBrown

BarrettBrown — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:07:02 +0000

As we say in Skull and Bones, the poor exist only in service to the rich. If you’re really interested, though, the peon in question did eventually find his way back to my fortified orbital compound where I live with my daughter/subnet clone Lady 3Jane, who promptly killed the fellow in the midst of some debauched sex game. It is the daughters that maintain the clan; just as often, it is the daughters that spell our downfall.

In all seriousness, the notes turned out to be a jumble of nonsense. I also don’t have a trust fund or a sub-orbital compound… yet.

By: pamarama

pamarama — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:01:30 +0000

very kind of you to outsource your work to this guy and then refer to him as “the dregs of scociety.” talk about using and abusing. plus, i’d rather hear what he wrote anyway, which obviously is the point yo uuhave already gotten. how about some humility?

By: BarrettBrown

BarrettBrown — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:23:46 +0000

I’ve never tried to hide the fact that I’m an heir, Peter.

By: Dresden

Dresden — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:42:06 +0000

All right Barrett Brown – just nice and easy so you can swallow this – you’re not even a New Yorker, You’re not even from the northeast. You’re from Texas. In fact you’re set to inherit millions from your family’s oil assets. AND – while you’re a talented and mildly interesting writer, you’re also full of judgement and full of some aloof, wannabe Hunter S Thompson energy… which is very, very lame. Which makes your ranting and raving about the right un-legitimizing to the left – if a genius, trust-fund writer like yourself can follow that straight fuck-logical line of thinking.

Or – Barrett – you’re set for life. Why fucking bother? Go sit on some beach!

By: Barrett Brown

Barrett Brown — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:42:22 +0000

Leaving which part alone? I’ve got to finish the book; already spent the first portion of the advance.

By: Dresden

Dresden — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:12:49 +0000

Ever think of leaving all of it alone and just getting on with your life man? There’re things out there, wonderous things!