It’s going to be a helluva time getting around the city between Friday and Sunday as extensive subway repairs will cause delays on 17 of the 20 lines that operate on weekends.

Basically, this apocalypse of mass transit will affect every line expect the M train (Woo-hoo?). Here in Bushwick, Chambers Street bound J trains will skip Flushing Ave, Lorimer and Hewes Streets and the New York Post smugly reports, “hipsters beware: L trains will skip every stop between Lorimer Street and Myrtle-Wyckoff avenues over the weekend.” Regular L train riders, which mostly consist of non-hipsters, will have to take a shuttle instead.

An MTA spokeswoman says there will be more weekend diversions than usual because contractors have to finish outdoor work before it gets too cold. Major projects include repairs to tunnel lighting, replacing switching systems and fixing up stations and tracks.

For a full description of all line changes this weekend, visit the MTA service advisory web site.