In a shocking news flash, it turns out not a single one of State Assemblyman and Brooklyn Dem Boss Vito Lopez‘s family members can swing it in the private sector. His girlfriend Angela Battaglia runs non-profit Ridgewood-Bushwick Senior Citizens Council (RBSCC) and is on the City Planning Commission; Battaglia’s brother Jackthanks to Lopez — is a Brooklyn Supreme Court Justice who may soon get a promotion, again thanks to his patron; Lopez’s daughter Gina Marie is a general counsel for the State; and his son-in-law Keith Summa works for the MTA as an engineer. With a salary of $106,000, Summa is doing pretty well, but Papa Vito maybe thinks the husband of Gina Marie — herself paid quite handsomely — should have access to more taxpayer- and straphanger-contributed income.

MTA CEO Elliot Sander charges Lopez with demanding an undeserved raise for Summa. According to Sander, when he refused to grant the promotion, Lopez “flew into a rage.” For his part, Lopez denies the allegations and says they’re the result of Sander’s bitterness in being asked to resign from the MTA. Considering the transit agency head’s (literally) bang-up job running our third-world subways, it’s not at all clear whom to believe and if the allegations are true, if Lopez’s request was even out of the ordinary.

The only thing that’s clear is that we’re up to our eyeballs in political corruption on all sides. And we have the privilege of paying for it all.