New Checkers location at Broadway and Eldert. — Photo by Diego Cupolo

For some reason, the Brooklyn web is going nuts — real estate blog Brownstoner didn’t just report it, they checked in on the construction progress! — over the rather ho-hum news that fast-food chain Checkers is setting up downtown.

Sure, as fast food goes it’s pretty good — in the ’90s, the chain supplanted Burger King as a place to get cheap burgers for my family in Florida. Anyway, here’s a bit more hysteria for those prone to such emotions involving french fries: Checkers is opening a location at Broadway and Eldert right here in Bushwick, according to decals on the windows of this new retail building.