Tacos La Hacienda at DeKalb and Wyckoff. — Photos by Willy Staley

Call me petty, but one of my least favorite things about New York is how obnoxiously named so many businesses are. This is especially apparent in Lower Manhattan, where businesses are often named for their previous, working-class tenants. Be it a union hall, massage parlor, piano manufacturer, or dress maker, it’s fair game, regardless of how disingenuous the the tip of the hat may be. In one breath, these businesses show off that they exist in what used to be a working-class neighborhood, and let you know that they serve food and drink that also references working-class life in just as dishonest a fashion. But hey, if people want to put truffle oil on things like grits, more power to them.

 
Tacos La Hacienda’s vintage interior. Click for more.

Brooklyn has less of this, but it’s definitely present. I can think of two defunct Northern Brooklyn music venues that used this very same naming trick. That isn’t because Brooklyn hasn’t changed much; there’s plenty of evidence to the contrary.

Take this little taquería on the corner of DeKalb and Wyckoff. It’s in an old 40′s-era pre-fab diner. What a novel reversal of expectations! Were this in Manhattan it would probably be called whatever the English name of the diner was translated into Spanish and have a secret downstairs dining area (oh wait…that place actually exists). But, Tacos La Hacienda does no such thing (Taco Plantation, by the way, just sounds odd). In fact, as well as being a taquería, this place still has a more-or-less full diner menu.

Like most diners, this place is all about the basics. They serve up good, cheap Mexican standards, as well as a long menu of specials. So far I haven’t strayed from the burritos, and both the carne enchilada (spicy pork) and the cecina (cured beef) have treated me well. The slabs are well spiced, and easy to hold. They also come wrapped in wax paper, which is a nice touch. In San Francisco, where I grew up, if your burrito isn’t wrapped in tinfoil, you’re in deep trouble. I find that many New York joints lean toward the fork and knife burrito, which I find simply unacceptable unless it’s drenched in enchilada sauce and sour cream — but I digress.

Ultimately, Tacos La Hacienda is mostly remarkable for its unique, vintage exterior (and interior, I suppose). The food is good and cheap, and these days, that’s about as remarkable as I want a restaurant to be.

Tacos La Hacienda
96 Wyckoff Avenue | 718-821-8816