
Panang curry at Long Lai on Knickerbocker. — Photos by Devon Brown.
The day Long Do opened on Knickerbocker, you could almost hear the chants of Franciscan monks echoing through the streets — Thai food had come to Bushwick. The name changed to Long Lai after one of the two partners dipped out of the deal. After giving it several months to settle, I was ready to review.
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To be honest, it was actually my second visit to the restaurant and I wasn’t impressed the first time around. But, hoping for Long Lai to succeed, this time I went in with a reviewer’s eye to figure out what worked and what didn’t.
Walking through the door, the strong smell of vegetable oil attacked my senses, but by the time I took a seat at one of the wooden benches lining the wall, I had gotten used to it. And just like that, I was back on Koh Samui island in Thailand. The walls, hand painted with trees and ocean scenes accented by a wooden surf board hanging from the ceiling, struck the perfect balance between Buddhist and backpacker. Reggae music piping through the speakers made me feel, if only for a second, like I was wearing a bikini at a beachside bar instead of a parka and gloves in Brooklyn.
Water was quickly brought to the table by the Thai waitress — a surprise, as I didn’t expect that many Thai people lived in the area.
My meal started with the steamed chicken dumplings ($4.95). The first bite gave me a shock — there was something hard and crunchy hidden in there. I took another bite sans dipping sauce and the crunch, with its overwhelming salty flavor, was gone. Without the sauce, the dumplings were pretty good; I especially liked the fried garlic garnish on top.
Up next were the drunken noodles ($7.95), which I tried with mock duck. The plate and presentation were quite nice and so was the portion size. The noodles were cooked perfectly and had great texture, and the fresh veggies in the dish were really appealing, but the food was so over-salted and over-spiced that I couldn’t eat more than a few bites. The mock duck, which is simply tofu shaped and dyed to look like meat, didn’t taste bad but the color and texture weirded me out.
By that point the Panang curry ($7.95) would have to be exceptional to salvage the meal. The orange curry sauce looked beautiful and I loved the large portion of white rice that came on the side. Unfortunately, looks are not enough. The sauce was too potent; another half cup of coconut milk could have mellowed it out.
The best part of the meal came as a surprise at the end. For all orders over $20 a free house dessert is included. The warm black sticky rice with coconut milk, sugar and a pinch of salt was fantastic.
Had my meal been rated on service, decor, and dessert alone, Long Lai would be a hit — but everybody knows it’s all about the food. It could be one of the most popular dining spots in the neighborhood, but it’s going to take a few recipe tweaks and some serious self-editing.
Long Lai
214 Knickerbocker | 718-418-8555
Price: $3.95-$13.95
Hours: Mon-Thu 11:30am-10:30pm, Fri 11:30am-11pm, Sat 2pm-10:30pm
Delivery: Yes






Matt March 19th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Has anyone tried the various salads? I’ve only eaten here a handful of times and I am still seriously non-plussed by their noodle dishes. (pad tai, drunken noodles, etc) Too greasy and overly bland. but those salad options look interesting. Just a bit overwhelming in scope so I’ve never tried them.
Professional Alternative March 19th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Had the larb. Was okay. Everything here is too salty, and I am a salt fiend.
jessica March 19th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
you are a salt fiend.
Dresden March 19th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Noodle Bar – 26 Carmine St., nr. Bleecker St.
james March 19th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I’ve gotten takeout from this place and found it lacking. Basic Thai dishes are easy to cook at home and for the prices here you’re better off. At the same time, my experience was limited so I’d hoped to glean some useful information from this review. However, it seems like you basically don’t like spicy food and therefore didn’t like anything. Why are you reviewing a Thai place if you can’t take anything spicy? Because of this the article contained no useful information. Why waste your time? You also don’t seem to have any real insight into food. You couldn’t even identify what was behind the crunchiness in a dumpling? This site needs more competent food reviews.
Professional Alternative March 19th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
This is strange, since this is a place that doesn’t make anything at all spicy, even when I request it. That said, James, this time they might have gone overboard in the other direction, which has happened to me before other places. Thai food is supposed to be hot, not strip the tastebuds off your tongue.
miked March 19th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Both times I’ve eaten in there it’s been pretty good but the take out was never great
Devon March 19th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Hey Guys,
Spicy and hot are not necessarily the same thing. I love hot spicy food and make Thai at home all the time. This food was over spiced, like a scoop too many of curry paste, hence my coconut milk comment.
I believe the crunch in the dumpling sauce was rocks of salt.
If you need more info, ask don’t bash. There’s only so much that can go into a single review
josh March 19th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
spicy hotdog salad ha
Andrew March 20th, 2009 at 10:04 am
James, what’s with all the mean comments?
I say Devon’s reviews are right on the mark.
Brian March 20th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I ordered from there about a month ago. The pad thai was mediocre at best.
galang March 20th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I agree with James, this sight definitely lacks competent food reviews. Sorry… sometimes the truth hurts.
Professional Alternative March 20th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I’m not sure what exactly people are expecting from the food reviews here, Frank Bruni? For people who haven’t yet eaten at some of the places Devon’s written about, this is at least a rough guide as to whether they should try it out or not. I take these pieces as a running commentary on eating cheap in Bushwick and nothing more. And conversation starters!
paige! March 20th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Devon — that other Thai place I was thinking of is Note Thai — I’ve never been there before, so I can’t speak to what the food is like, but at least there’s a second (possibly equally as mediocre) choice.
279 Bushwick Ave(between Boerum St & Johnson Ave)
Has anyone tried that one???
Jeremy Sapienza March 20th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Yeah, review coming next week.
smartypanties March 20th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Their phone is not working today. Did it shut down? I hope not!! I love their mock duck salad and seafood pad thai!
Antoinette March 21st, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I had the pad tai at note, never again.
Armstrong March 21st, 2009 at 4:45 pm
their fried-rice dishes (pineapple, mango, etc) are pretty serviceable, quite good even. I have had good pad-thais from here and mediocre—not too consistent on that front. I’ve been unwilling to try other things or get experimental and try new things at Long Lai/Dong whatever they’re calling it these days. more reviews of more dishes here would be helpful.
GroanEatBrains March 24th, 2009 at 1:52 am
@ Antoinette. I agree 100%. I had takeout from these crooks a few times. I was desperate for anything remotely Thai, but without the hassle of getting on a bike or train – or off my couch. The first time I ordered delivery, I had to go pick it up. They called after an hour or so. They could not find my street and gave up. I live 2 blocks away. No biggie. Anyway, after each pickup order I dialed in, the quality of the food got worse and worse. And every time, I ordered, I tricked myself into ordering again – was it really that bad – surely not, maybe they were having a bad day. Their curries were actually tolerable for a brief period in time, but Long Do turned into Long Lai and all hell broke loose. The last time I ordered food from there, I threw everything away. I was not even gonna let my dog eat that! Stay away. Take my advice – go order cold sesame noodles from any chinese food place around here… and pretend it’s Thai. Might prevent a Long Do[o] too! But their Thai iced coffee and tea is good ;) Sorry, up on computer late. But still angry… and hungry…
Peter March 25th, 2009 at 11:43 am
I’m pretty sure the name changed to Long Lai after someone added a spurious “NG” to the end of the former name on the sign… ;)
Shana April 4th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Maybe we were just really hungry, but my boyfriend and I ordered from Long Lai last night and were super stoked. Part of this may have also been that we were happy to have our first Thai meal delivered in the hood. But, our verdict on our dishes:Chicken Satay – we loved, loved loved. Chicken was not bland, had a nice flavoring to it, and great sauce. The Veggie Spring Roll – just ok. Fried Calamari – nothing special, same as you would get at a pizza place, generic. the Moo-Tod, the beef was kind of like soft, thick, flavored jerky. Wasn’t sure at first but then loved and ate it all. The Ped-Grob Slaad, with Crispy Duck and cashews – amazing. The most tasty dressing ever, very satisfying. The Red Curry with crispy duck (which they happily made extra crispy on our request) was just excellent.
Lala April 13th, 2009 at 10:30 am
You haven’t tried authentic Thai food until you have visited Thailand Cafe on 95 2nd Avenue (bet 5th & 6th street. Now that’s real thai cuisine. All of their lunch and dinner entrees are superb.
Not to mention their host and take out service is wonderful!
Take it from a picky Thai eater.
Peter April 13th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Gotta second the mock duck. It’s really good.
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Peter April 13th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Gotta second the mock duck. It’s really good.
Dan April 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I’ve ordered from this place on and off since it opened, and the quality is really random. At first, the food was just bad, but over the past year I’ve had a few decent meals there. Never anything I’d call “great” but better than any of the disgusting Chinese places in the area. But it is frustrating to order the same dish a few times and get something completely different each time. I got the Pad Prik Khing once and it was pretty good. I ordered it again a few weeks later and it was so spicy I couldn’t finish it. And I like spicy food. I’ve had really spicy Thai food in Thailand, and this dish was just not right. It would have been different if the flavor was good, but it tasted like the they really had no idea what they were doing. I hope they can get their act together.