Seems as if Vito Lopez has pulled his big wad of strings in Albany and shaken loose a $21.5 million loan and another million in tax credits for the Ridgewood-Bushwick Senior Citizen’s Council, run by his girlfriend. The money will go to renovations of two 15-year-old buildings, including new roofs, security systems, and kitchens.

But these are relatively new facilities. Why do they need such extensive and expensive renovation? Possibly because they were shoddily built by contractors chosen for their ability to kowtow instead of build.

I’m not out to get old people and the roof is certainly an important fix, but my kitchen is from 1994. It’s a little worn and none too pretty, but it works. Why should RBSCC’s properties get public money for what is essentially a cosmetic remodeling? Can you redo my kitchen, too, Papa Vito? Being a yuppie newcomer, I like the Wolf ranges with the pretty red knobs.