Now I’ve seen it all. The developer who built a condo at 979 Willoughby, not one of Bushwick’s nicest corners, and then priced the units far above market even at the top of the market is now desperate for tenants, having sold only one-quarter of the project. Fear not, failure businessmen — it’s the era of the bailout! Those who screw up the most, get the most! Bloomie and the City Council is considering a combination of tax abatements and subsidies to get those unsold units locked into their “affordable housing” system.

For his part, the mayor isn’t looking to own these units. “We do not want to be a landlord. That’s not what city government should do,” he said. Glad to hear it — you’ll forgive us if we didn’t know what amount of intervention the City considers too much, B-dog.

In other cities around the US, developers are suffering the consequences of their actions. And the result? Affordable housing. No Christine Quinn necessary.