
When I was growing up, every Sunday meant bagels for breakfast. My dad would go out early in the morning and stand on line for ever, patiently waiting to shout his order to the teenagers behind bins full of pumpernickel, salt, egg, and seeded bagels, triumphantly bringing back a huge brown bag of bready goodness. Now, I know that we tend to romanticize things from our youth, but I swear those bagels are by far the best on the planet: crusty on the outside, and a great combination of fluffy yet chewy on the inside, and when hot out of the oven, absolutely divine.
I have yet to find their equal — and around here it’s nearly impossible; those soggy and dense sorry-excuses-for-bagels at the supermarket drive me crazy, and so I in a fit of insanity, decided to try my hand at making them on my own. The result wasn’t perfect (the outsides weren’t crunchy enough), but it was incredibly satisfying, and the smell of baking bread is the stuff of dreams.
Ingredients:
2 cups warm water
2 packages active dry yeast
3 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon salt
about 5 3/4 cups all-purpose flour, unsifted
3 quarts water with 1 tablespoon of sugar
cornmeal
1 egg yolk beaten with 1 tablespoon water
poppy and/or sesame seeds.
Method:
Stir together water and yeast in large bowl of electric mixer and let stand 5 minutes to soften yeast. Stir in the sugar and salt. Gradually mix in 4 cups of the flour and beat at medium speed for 5 minutes. With a spoon, stir in about 1 1/4 cups more flour to make a stiff dough.
Turn out onto a floured surface and knead until smooth, elastic, and no longer sticky (about 15 minutes). Add more flour as needed to prevent sticking. Place in a greased bowl, cover, and let rise in a warm place until almost doubled (about 40 minutes).
Punch dough down and divide into thirds. Set 2/3 of the dough aside & cover with plastic. Cut the remaining dough into 8 pieces. To shape, knead each piece into a small ball and poke your index finger through. With both index fingers, spin the dough around to enlarge the hole while keeping the circular shape (about 2-3 inches in diameter). Place the bagels on a floured tray and let stand for 20 minutes.
Bring the sugar-water to boil in a 5 quart pan, and keep it boiling gently. Lightly grease a baking sheet and sprinkle with cornmeal. Carefully lift the bagels and drop in the water (about 3 at a time) and boil gently for 1 minute, turning only once. Lift the bagels out of the water with a slotted spoon, briefly drain on paper towels, and place on the prepared baking sheet. Brush with the egg yolk glaze, sprinkle with seeds and bake in a 400 degree oven for 20 minutes, or until richly browned.
Repeat with the remaining dough.





jessica February 27th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Paige, you are magic.
mopar February 27th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Ambitious.
My last three attempts at yeast bread have failed, wonder if it was the yeast. Where did you get yours?
paige! February 27th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Mopar – I got it at the Food Dimensions on Gates btwn. Wyckoff & St. Nicks (Fleishcman’s brand). I don’t know too much about bread making, but you do have to be careful about the temp. of the water you use to activate it — warm, but not too hot to kill the yeast. Just thinking out loud about it….
xndr February 27th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Paige, you must be joking. You’re advising fellow New Yorkers to bake their own bagels? *IN* NEW YORK? The bagel capital of the known universe? L-O-fucking-L.
“I have yet to find their equal — and around here it’s nearly impossible; those soggy and dense sorry-excuses-for-bagels at the supermarket drive me crazy”
“NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE,” you say? Christ, how fucking lazy are you? And what the fuck are you doing eating supermarket bagels — in Brooklyn?
I’d wager you simply haven’t bothered to sample the local fare. You’re stuck on the Jersey bagels of your childhood, and that’s just sad. Granted, there are plenty of good bagel shops throughout the suburbs of Manhattan. And I’m sure you were just tickled every Sunday when Daddy brought home your little bagel brunch. I’ve really got nothing against your home-baked bagels. But you haven’t a leg to stand on, pretending it’s hard to find a good bagel in this town; that’s just false — and offensive.
Do your fucking homework next time. “Nearly impossible,” what a laugh.
http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/2008/12/15/bagel-off-08-2-blogs-6-park-slope-bagel-shops-7-everything-b.html
paige! February 27th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
“around here” refers to bushwick, btw.
paige! February 27th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
also, um, if i went through the trouble to bake my own bagels, i think calling me lazy is a bit much…
Professional Alternative February 27th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Yeah cuz anyone wants to take 3 trains and 17 buses to BFE Park Slope to have a bagel an obvious psycho thinks is good. I had a fat old Jewish guy — he should know what he’s talking about right? — recommend Pick-a-Bagel. Garbage, inedible. Lower Manhattan is ironically a wasteland if you are looking for traditional New York food. Note also that Paige said “around here” — she’s talking about BUSHWICK, you fuckwit.
Paige’s bagels look something like the bagels I ate as a kid. Win.
jessica February 27th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Wow–are you like the great-grand-jerk of some New York bagel King? Where do you live? Because I live three blocks from Paige, have sampled the local fare–and it leaves something to be desired.
There are so many better things to get angry about on the internet. You sound pathetic and like nobody loves you. I think you need a bagel.
Si February 27th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
xndr,
Who pissed in your cereal bowl? What a douche bag.
ravi February 27th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
xndr, you need to chill the fuck out and lay off paige before i tear you a new one…
xndr February 27th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@Paige: Congratulations! You’ve won the coveted Golden Scabies Cupcake, awarded to just one lucky self-aggrandizing hipster baker every year. You may claim your prize in person behind Trader Joe’s Brooklyn; enter atop dumpster.
@Pro: There are plenty of things that “look like bagels.” For instance: http://thomas.gwbakeries.com/product.cfm/upc/4812125319
Would I suggest Bushwick residents travel to Park Slope for a bagel? Don’t be silly. The link was merely evidence supporting the existence of great bagels in Brooklyn.
Dresden February 27th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Uh. Anyone know where a guy can get a sun-dried tomato bagel?
You used to be able to get one at Cafe Miro, Broadway just south of Houston, and those bagels are probably the best in the city as far as I’m concerned – most crunch, least dough.
There are others, obviously, but let’s all just admit that the bagel has been ruined. There are differences within an acceptable circle – wow, these are like this while those are like that…. but Park Slope? Xndr, the best of your bagel-off made me laugh my little yiddish foreskin off.
Jimmy Legs February 27th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
paige, how would you rate bagels on a difficulty scale? i too have long lamented the lack of worthwhile bagels around here (i’m not complaining! i swear!) but i never before considered just doing it my damn self. the experience might be worth it, as long as, you know, it’s not too hard.
Jimmy Legs February 27th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
oh p.s. why is that xndr guy posting a link to a blog about park slope bagels? it’s harder to get to park slope from bushwick than just about any other neighborhood. that’s one of the reasons i moved here.
Dresden February 27th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Yeah, fuck Park Slope, Xndr. Fuck it and its shit bagels.
screamcreampuff February 27th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Man, those are some beautiful bagels in that picture…
iz February 27th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
having read xandr’s diatribe, i do believe it is a female correspondent – could it perhaps be erica from park slope?
but more disturbing, who allowed someone from park slope on this blog – jeremy how did this happen? please make it stop.
Becky February 27th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Mmmmm….lookin’ tasty. Maybe you should set up shop next to the tamale guy, cause I’d come buy one on Sunday morning.
Poetsona February 27th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
My favorite everything bagels are from the WyckoffStar coffee shop. Delicious!
Bushwick Dill February 27th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Yes I have been searching for a good bagel in these parts. Used to buy good bagels in Manhattan, but I am never by the place I used to go anymore. I still have yet to find anywhere in the city that equals the quality of my number 1 place back in NJ.
chillinoncentral February 27th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Paige, this is great, thank you… to add a suggestion, when taking the bagels out of the water (and draining on paper towel), place them face down on a baking sheet that is already pre-sesame-seeded (and maybe minced onioned). Also, I want to mention that my favorite bagel is one that is toasted perfectly to my liking… not too much and not too little. =]
paige! February 28th, 2009 at 1:00 am
@jimmy legs: i would probably rate this at about a 7 on the difficulty scale. other than the time & steps, the hardest part is getting a “feel” for the dough – as an inexperienced bread baker, i didn’t really know how much was too much flour, etc. but honestly, if you’re looking for an inexpensive culinary adventure, i highly recommend.
@everybody else: thank you so much for your kind words! xoxo.
heather March 1st, 2009 at 9:46 am
Those bagels do look beautiful. As for a neighborhood suggestion, try the Bagel Store right off the Graham stop on the L train. Delicious and a pleasant walk once the weather warms up a bit.
jessica March 1st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Graham stop on the L is not really a neighborhood suggestion.
BushwickChill March 2nd, 2009 at 10:43 am
Way too much time on our hands.
SAVAGE SEVERE March 3rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
I love cooking experiments. You eat what you like…to the person who posted earlier…flaming is one thing but there is no reason to be psycho about a bagel.
Must be an old person.
Great article and I liked hearing about the teens behind the counter and memories.
Kiki March 4th, 2009 at 3:57 am
Hey xndr, you may want to simmer down a bit.
There ARE no bagels “around here” aka. Bushwick. Have you been to Bushwick? have you EVER had bagel? A real bagel? That sht they sell at Archive doesn’t count any more then what they have at Associated.
jimmyjazz March 5th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
those bagels look excellent. i like the Wykoff Starr bagels too. I like the Wykoff Starr in general. Nice people.
xndr March 13th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Thanks for having me back, guys. And welcome to our latecomers.
@Kiki: Although I was born in Manhattan, I spent more time in Bushwick as a child than most of you ever will. Why? Well, don’t expect me to name names, but suffice it to say my dad owned a business in this neighborhood for most of my life.
You precious fucking hipsters…I could just eat you up.