Woodrow Wilson was a horrendous president. He set the precedent for lying the country into war. He tossed critics and antiwar protesters into prison during that war he got elected to keep the US out of. Under his presidency, the income tax was begun, the Federal Reserve created, and Prohibition enacted. Throughout the country, the hysterical anti-German sentiment unleashed during and encouraged by the Wilson administration caused ethnic Germans to cower and paper over their heritage — lubing the slope for FDR to intern Japanese-Americans a generation later. In Bushwick, that manifested itself in the renaming of Hamburg Avenue, between Central and Knickerbocker, to Wilson Avenue, no doubt further feeding the megalomania of the authoritarian occupant of the White House.

The worst presidents seem to be lionized by history, and those who helped simply by not hurting are unknowns. While I have no doubt that, as most public “servants,” Wilson thought he was saving the world and saving us from ourselves, means do not justify ends (and both the means and ends here were terrible). Maybe it’s time to exorcise an ugly nationalistic legacy in our multicultural Bushwick — nix Wilson, reinstate Hamburg Avenue!

(Disclaimer for the seriosos: considering the cost and annoyance of renaming a major street, this post is just a flight of fancy.)