You don’t expect the kind of people who use their back yard as a trash dump to ever bother with something as responsible as condom use. And yet, the former residents of my house seem to have had far less kids than they might have if it weren’t for their use of rubbers. We have found both semi-decomposed condoms and their foil wrappers all over the yard. Wrap it before you tap it, or you will pay her, playa.
ricmac01 September 30th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
When I first moved here, I would often see unrolled condoms (used?) and chewed-on chicken bones up and down Broadway. The condom-maniacs must have moved on or possibly their nastiness is better hidden by the McDonald’s/Golden Crust garbage that I notice littering this street.
MoyJoy October 1st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
This makes me think of the morning batch of hoes I see on Broadway on my way to work. If I leave at just the right time I can see the pimp come through to supervise the shift change and I guess collect his money.
Jeremy Sapienza October 1st, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Kind of annoying that in 2008, hos have to have pimps.