$1300 — 2br rr: Whaaaat. This price is ridiculous for a two-bedroom railroad in primest Bushwick proper, near Knickerbocker shopping, our lush central park, fine dining, good pizza, coffee, and the subway. And the place itself looks huge and totally decent. Jump on it.
Willoughby and Knickerbocker | street view | Jefferson L

$1450 — 2br: Good location north of Myrtle, and great price, especially considering utilities are included. Not the most beautiful place ever but looks solid, wood floors, big kitchen, etc.
DeKalb and Central | street view | DeKalb L/Central M/Myrtle JMZ

$1000 — 1br: I’m sorry I don’t know where this is, but for this price, you should find out.
PETS OK | somewhere in Bushwick

$1300 — 1br: Looks large and has a spiffy (if small) kitchen, clean new bathroom, wood floors, in an okay spot. Is that…is that a former tenant’s testimonial? Or are those emphasis quotes?
PETS OK | Bushwick and Bleecker | street view | Kosciuszko J

$1399 — 2br: Nothing special here, and I would have that carpet torn out. Good space for the price and a quick enough walk to the Myrtle hub, not to mention Goodbye Blue Monday a block away. Some cool architecture around here, too.
Cedar and Bushwick | street view | Myrtle JMZ

Bushwick wannabe: Hot! Spacious! Not in Bushwick! And not at ALL in Williamsburg.

dishonorable mention: You want $1950 for a two-bedroom apartment and you can’t even provide a single photo? Why should anyone call you?