Oh. My. God. This is crushingly pathetic. 1) How do the 358 Grove people think this is cool? 2) How does DAPHNE think this is cool? She can’t sing, the lyrics are embarrassing, and 358 Grove is still ugly. Thanks to Curbed for scraping this off YouTube.
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Jessica Elsas July 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I just threw up a little in my mouth. Ew.
Guest July 23rd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
That…….was hilarious.
Mario Rizzo July 23rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Poor.
Becky July 23rd, 2008 at 2:57 pm
How embarrassing. I kept waiting for someone to push her off the ledge.
Armstrong July 23rd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Cringe. I don’t even know what to say…
I love the douche moments that begin at 1:33 where she’s like “YEAH, I totally scooped this HOT modeling opportunity – Bushwick stardom, here I come. Look out!”
Poor thing, she does seem to know she’s being punked.
ricmac01 July 23rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I am amazed at a couple of things:
1) Only in America can a pizza worker afford such a condo (unless, perhaps, her income is subsidized by her singing and songwriting?).
2) How did they mute the howling dogs?
sweetser July 23rd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
absolutely hilarious! i think their business could only do better if they got speak the hungarian rapper to promote “the grove.” check him out – i still haven’t made up my mind on whether or not this is an elaborate joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–Vaz9jW054
Jessica Elsas July 23rd, 2008 at 7:08 pm
I can’t stop watching this, and then barfing, and then watching, barfing, watching, barfing, watching, barfing, watching, barfing, watching, barfing, watching, barfing, watching…
Dresden July 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Speak was no joke. He was really trying.
Just like this one!
justin July 24th, 2008 at 12:12 am
my new personal motto: “in bushwick i hope someday”
Nick M. July 24th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
PUKE! Im gonna have nightmares. This crap is actually worse than Tina Chen’s music. http://www.myspace.com/tinaecmusic
pixie July 28th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
Ridgewoodmama July 29th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
isn’t 358 Grove actually in Ridgewood? Anyway, you can have this one, Bushwick!! The levels of cultural cross-semination are mind boggling. But something was lost in translation…This truly and hilariously captures the culture clash of gentrification, hipsterdom, and immigration. It is brilliant! Dissertation, anyone?
hhhzzz August 11th, 2008 at 11:58 am
here is the MP3 version of the song, complete with embedded Album Art, Metadata, and Lyrics.
http://rapidshare.com/files/135632363/Grove_358.mp3.html
let’s push this one up the charts baby!
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moron January 23rd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
you have got to be a moron if you think that this is in any way connected to developers, sellers, etc of this property!!!