$2050 — 1br: Ah, one man’s disaster can be another’s dream: The L Lofts, for whatever reason, seem not to be selling. So now they’re looking to rent them out at a hefty rate — but these places are pristine, immaculate, perfect. And huge. I can’t tell if the roof deck is private or public, or what floor this is on. The train is essentially in the basement on this building, so it’s quite convenient — not to mention the wine store a block away.
SMALL PETS OK | DeKalb and Wyckoff | street view | DeKalb L

$1350 — 2br rr: Nice, non-hideous renovation job here — the place looks huge and bright. It’s across from the handball courts so the view is… entertaining, for some. But don’t worry, it’s “safe.”
Troutman and Wilson | street view | Morgan L/Myrtle JMZ

$1200 — 2br rr: A few sweet details brighten up an otherwise boringly standard apartment. Nice arch, cool bay-front windows, okay laminate floors. Close to everything and cheap!
PETS OK | George and Wilson | street view | Morgan L

$1650 — 2br rr: To be an entire 1 minute on the L train closer to Union Square, you get to pay $300-$400 more than you would pay south of Flushing. Well, I suppose you’re really paying for having a 30-second walk to the station. There’s also all the convenience of being near the “downtown” Morgan area. Apartment is standard railroad.
CATS OK | Morgan and Ingraham | street view | Morgan L

$3000 — 3br: This certainly seems ahead of it’s time, down at the end of the world at Pilling Street. That’s cool, it’s an all-glass penthouse with 2.5 baths steps from both the L and the J. Great for exhibitionists — the Houses can see right in at night!
PETS OK | Bushwick and Pilling | street view | Bushwick-Aberdeen L/Chauncey JZ

from the wtf file: What in the hell is the suburban part of Bushwick and who would that be aiming to attract?

Bushwick wannabe: Oh I’m sorry, Kosciuszko and Stuyvesant is in Bedford-Stuyvesant!