Piragua man, by Sarah Conley

Fat Guys Invade Bushwick: I just…don’t even know what to make of this article at all. But Orlando Bloom on Ingraham! And NYT casts Bushwick as “forbidding.” I wish there was an eye-roll emoticon.

Het Dork: Fun post on the original Bushwick settlement (in Williamsburg!) from New York Shitty. Superimposed maps! *drool*

Ridgewood Meat Walk: No, this is not where you cruise for Polish boys for late-night fun. But you can get some nice salami in Ridgewood.