$1400 — 2br rr: Beautiful old apartment in a great part of the neighborhood. Has a bay front, original parquet floors with borders, walk-in closet…it says granite countertops but no, it has granite-patterned laminate. That’s okay, this place still passes the quality test.
Halsey? between Irving and Wyckoff Halsey L

$1350 — 1br: I can’t keep track of these little Linden numbers, but another nice, spacious-looking apartment is for rent on this pretty street.
Linden and Central Halsey L Gates JZ/Myrtle-Wyckoff LM

$1450 — 2br: Nice apartment in a decent location. Looks to be renovated and spacious. Needs a paint job.
DeKalb and Central DeKalb L/Central M

Bushwick wannabe: Pulaski is in Bed-Stuy, but as this is on the border at Broadway, it’s not too far a stretch — but Bed-Stuy is not even mentioned. Nice place, though.

from the wtf file: My bro! You want loft? I hev loft! In stonnink gorgeous new construction beautiful! My bro, very cheap! No, is not bunker, why you say that?