photo by Brunocerus

Snap! (A Hipster’s Neck With Ease?): You know Bushwick has arrived when Chelsea queens are mentioning our hipsters in a write-up of a Ninth Avenue swimsuit shop. Even if it’s not a flattering mention…

There’s This Thing Called a ‘Map’: Like, Roberta’s is so hard to find cuz it’s like in Bushwick and stuff and it’s like, three trains away or something. Another ditzy glutton complaining about the portions at our venerable pizzeria napoletana.

The OMG-Girl Parade Continues: One former McKibbin resident’s friend defends the lofts’ rep against NYT‘s hallway-pissing claims. But she’s cool, srsly — she deigned to find out the “locals” are called Boricuas, or something! OMG her Spain-ish is so good! Ultimately, on a “serious” note, gentrification has nothing to do with hipsters and McKibbin — it’s like, the real estaters fault! Who all operate in a vacuum, cuz they’re teh evil.