Okay, since my tipsters will not relent, I will post for Bushwickers to enjoy: omg look a porn casting call in Bushwick! It’s fine that you have pushed me to this, because now I get to say this is clearly just some silliness written on the spur of the moment on the back of a flyer (hello, you can see the print on the other side!) and posted on a lark. Professional pornography producers do not operate in this fashion. Trust me. If it turns out to be real I promise to work as a fluffer for free for the top five guys in the signup sheet, sorted for length/girth. That’s how fake I think this is. *cough*

Bonus: apparently Gothamist has decided that the Morgan L area is indeed in Williamsburg.