Troutman and Wyckoff at night, by Anna D’Agrosa

Office-ally Bushwick: The Times profiles the guy who owns new Williamsburg hot spot Hotel Delmano about his new palatial digs — in Bushwick. Remember when this was on the apartment roundup?

C It Ain’t So: Sara feels guilt over the DeKalb C-Town’s expanded variety of products and aesthetic makeover. She doesn’t do anything about it, as she plainly admits, but doesn’t it count that she at least kinda thinks about it?

On a Roll: In this piece, local culinary hero Chris Parachini of Roberta’s explains that it is the laws of economics, not hipsters, who are gutting the economically ignorant “East Williamsburg Industrial Business Zone.” Also, shout-outs to several local food spots both dumpy and fabulous, and more obligatory and simultaneous whining about, and celebration of, gentrification. Not from Chris.

Schmack Work, Indeed: Jimmy Legs: Either the MTA is suddenly going all stealth “social justice” on us by messing with the J, or they hate Jews. Why else would they have the J skip all of Bushwick after Myrtle on Passover? I mean, think of all those Jews living off Halsey!