It’s been a while since we have paid specific attention to the area on the other side of Myrtle, what we jokingly call “SoBu.” Well dry those eyes, my co-neighborhoodists to the south, for I bring news: a building is going up at 342 Eldert Street and Irving Avenue, right across from the scamps at 345 — and by the same owner. Contact Luis S., who lives on the same block, took photos and even called the developer, but all the info he could get from them was that it would be a rental. Asking about pricing is of course pointless at this stage. “It looks like it’s going on three stories, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it went to four,” he said.

To the hood rat who spray painted “FUCK KONDOS” on the construction barrier: I note your vain and misguided expression of anger with glee.

Tick. Yeah, that’s the Gentrometer yet again, emitting the sweet sound of ascent.