The first one was fun, why not do it again? A lot of new readers now.
Post your own below!

The “Ass” sells tofu?
Organic milk in dairy!
Kiss my ass, Whole Foods

Thai spot coming soon
Troutman bar coming in June
Where’s the damn wine shop?

Time to sweep again
Full bottle of orange drink
There in my tree pit

Dude with the corn rows
Stop selling crack, you scumbag
…Sell good pot instead

“White people buildings”
Why pay half your income to
Live in toxic waste?