Bushwick Haiku Jam #2
The first one was fun, why not do it again? A lot of new readers now.
Post your own below!
The “Ass” sells tofu?
Organic milk in dairy!
Kiss my ass, Whole Foods
Thai spot coming soon
Troutman bar coming in June
Where’s the damn wine shop?
Time to sweep again
Full bottle of orange drink
There in my tree pit
Dude with the corn rows
Stop selling crack, you scumbag
…Sell good pot instead
“White people buildings”
Why pay half your income to
Live in toxic waste?




















“Sell good pot instead”
amen to that.
A hissing steam pipe
Covers my window in mist
Oh, Railroad flat blues
It’s not fair, Bushwick!
Bed-Stuy gets Duane Reade while
You sip Thai iced teas.
Hey P, which word in that second refrain has two syllables — Doo-ayne or wy-yul?
I know you’re probably trying to say Dwayne Reade–it’s Doo-AYNE. Two syllables. While is one.
Construction again
in the L subway passage.
I am always late.
Backyard party space
Two doors down, last Friday night
Invite me next time!
I live in Park Slope
I’m not a yuppy, I swear
Bushwick don’t like me
bass beat block rockin’
do you have manhood issues?
turn that shit down, son.
date night let’s go to
northeast kingdom? or maybe…
umm… northeast kingdom?