The first one was fun, why not do it again? A lot of new readers now.
Post your own below!
The “Ass” sells tofu?
Organic milk in dairy!
Kiss my ass, Whole Foods
Thai spot coming soon
Troutman bar coming in June
Where’s the damn wine shop?
Time to sweep again
Full bottle of orange drink
There in my tree pit
Dude with the corn rows
Stop selling crack, you scumbag
…Sell good pot instead
“White people buildings”
Why pay half your income to
Live in toxic waste?
Ingo Hart February 19th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
“Sell good pot instead”
amen to that.
Tony T February 19th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
A hissing steam pipe
Covers my window in mist
Oh, Railroad flat blues
The Changeling February 19th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
It’s not fair, Bushwick!
Bed-Stuy gets Duane Reade while
You sip Thai iced teas.
Jeremy February 19th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Hey P, which word in that second refrain has two syllables — Doo-ayne or wy-yul?
The Changeling February 19th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
I know you’re probably trying to say Dwayne Reade–it’s Doo-AYNE. Two syllables. While is one. :)
Way February 20th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Construction again
in the L subway passage.
I am always late.
Becky February 20th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Backyard party space
Two doors down, last Friday night
Invite me next time!
ben February 20th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I live in Park Slope
I’m not a yuppy, I swear
Bushwick don’t like me
pierogieconpollo February 20th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
bass beat block rockin’
do you have manhood issues?
turn that shit down, son.
pierogieconpollo February 20th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
date night let’s go to
northeast kingdom? or maybe…
umm… northeast kingdom?