Not sure if you’ve noticed, but there is an overabundance of Argentinean and Argentine-owned places to eat in the Williamsburg area, and now there’s to be one more. I personally know a handful of Argentineans who live in Williamsburg, and inevitably, some of them are leaking over into the fair burg of Bushwick. Their transriparian cousins are also in evidence, in such places as Angel’s Fruit Market on Knickerbocker, owned by an Italian-Uruguayan for the last 30 years and change — and even my next-door neighbor. FYI, Argentinean restaurateurs, I swear to you that if you open a place in Bushwick, I will eat a steak there once a week for a year. Promise.

My question to racemonger anti-gentroids is: since Argentineans are white, is this bad? Or since Argentineans are Hispanic, is this good? Here’s a tissue to wipe the brains leaking out your ears from the pressure of this one.