Snow on Bushwick Avenue by urbandispute, from the BushwickBK flickr pool

Certainly Arresting: Wanna know what the cops are interested in preventing in Bushwick? Not muggings, certainly not — they want to stop a 58-year-old man from getting his dick sucked in his truck by a 52-year-old prostitute. It’s a moral danger, you see. Plus, stopping this is easy and safe. Stopping muggings? That shit’s hard and dangerous.

Big, Getting Bigger: Some self-identified old dude who lives across the street from Roberta’s discovers expensive pizza, and that Bushwick is very bloggy.

Multiplying Like Rats: The ‘Pied Piper of Bushwick’ struggles to keep Goodbye Blue Monday open amid health and crime crises.

Oh, Cut It Out: That Jimmy Legs, just can’t seem to keep his proxy scalpel away from the uteri of supple young felines.

Dragging Your What Where?: Bushwick Avenue Haiku will make you go…uh?

Bushwick Is an Ugly Name?: Fishtown is Philly’s own Bushwick-like rundown shithole overrun with hipsters, according to this piece.