Niko warms up in front of the makeshift heater.

My whole heating system is messed up: the boiler leaks and the house is freezing in the back and hot in the front. Last year when the thermostat broke for a few days and we had no heat at all, I turned the oven on and worked at the kitchen table to try and stay warm. I remembered that the other day as I was washing dishes and shivering — it must have been 55 in the kitchen. So I cranked the oven on and opened the door, then went into the warm office to do some work. 20 minutes later I came back and the kitchen was warmer than the office! I looked at the thermostat, set at 68 — it read 71.

I have a whole house-wide central heating system and the thing that heats my apartment up the quickest is my oven. Lame.

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