According to 311, Bushwick is loud as shit, but not as loud as Williamsburg or Flatbush. The numbers are only based on complaints, of course, so Williamsburg could be a lot less rowdy than our part of town and still rank higher because of yuppies bitching about hipster antics, while us Bushwickers simply shrug among the blaring bass and howling visitors.

Though honestly, it’s been a lot quieter on my block over the last few months. What’s up with that?