There was supposed to be a #1 but the landlord never responded with the info, so I’m posting this as-is since I have no more time today. Sorry!

#2 — $2100 — 3br: Sweet owner-occupied house on attractive St. Nicholas Avenue. Decent details, “gorgeous light,” tiled mantle, and washing machine in unit. Top floor overlooking the garden.
PETS OK St. Nicholas and Bleecker DeKalb L

#3 — $1100 — 1br: Great deal on a decent block. Nice wood floors, just a regular old apartment.
PETS OK Stanhope and Bushwick Kosciuszko J

#4 — $1650 — 3br: Looks like a decent place. Wood floors, “new stainless” kitchen, bonus room.
Cornelia and Knickerbocker Myrtle-Wyckoff LM

#5 — $1400 — 2br: “Charming brownstone” — “safest area in all Bushwick”? Linden and Bushwick? Please, the block has its own gang. Not saying the Linden Street Bloods are anything but a hilarious anachronism to be laughed at and ignored, but still, let’s not indulge in hyperbole by saying it’s the safest area in the entire neighborhood. It is an attractive block and the place looks nice.
Linden and Bushwick Gates JZ

from the wtf file: Credit where it’s, uh, due? You decide. This guy is pimping a miniscule apartment for $1100 in his uncle’s (”pretty much the worst landlord possible”) building which is “as shitty as it gets.” But the apartment is an “oasis” with brick walls and a sleeping loft. Saying there are no cool bars or restaurants in the neighborhood is just him being dick.

Bushwick wannabe: It says Bushwick/East Williamsburg but it’s neither. It’s Bed-Stuy! Cool-looking place though.

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