A charming North Stuy street.

Hey this is interesting: an investor I know who owns buildings all around Brooklyn, including one in Bushwick, is dumping his Stuyvesant Heights brownstone to buy something else in Bushwick. Not to shit on Bed-Stuy — frankly, it would just be one more turd on a big pile. Ah, fuck it.

Sorry, Petra, but your hood blows. It’s far from the city on public transportation, it’s even more bombed out than Bushwick, and has a gazillion units of projects. Sure, there are some tree-lined, beautiful streets, and this house is on one of those. But that section needs to really work on seceding from the mental picture of “Bed-Stuy,” because it’s not doing them any good.

Whenever I do an apartment roundup, I notice all kinds of Bed-Stuy apartments listed as Bushwick. Even aptsandlofts.com listed their 1060 Putnam condo, which is very nice, as Bushwick — but it ain’t. So sorry.

The bell tolls for Pig-Stuy — it’s overpriced, it’s menacing, and it’s just plain stank. As Bushwick becomes more and more acceptable in polite circles, the market is correcting away from our neighbors across Broadway.