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Cruising for Sex in Bushwick: Bad Idea

One for the homos: I know those Puerto Rican boys can be painfully hot, but they will cut you if you’re not careful. One of our 40-year-old, probably somewhat trollish denizens “struck up a conversation” with undoubtedly sexy 25-year-old Jesús Almestica at Stanhope and Myrtle one night last week at 12:15am. They went back to the troll’s apartment where Jesús, shock of shocks, tied the guy up — and now for the bad part — robbed him of his Gucci watch and gold necklace (did he also run off with his self-tanner and a lock of his graying chest hair?)

Mighty Christian of you, Jesús.


4 Responses to “Cruising for Sex in Bushwick: Bad Idea”

  1. jay says:

    Have you’re guard up, and be careful what strangers you talk to.

    If there area had more outlets (shops, restaurants, etc.) to live in harmony with these two cultures, these types of crimes decrease.

    The guy should have screamed and woke the neighbors up.

    What’s he doing walking around these parts with a Gucci watch? Was it real?

    Once can buy inexpensive gold jewelry on Knickerbocker.

  2. armstrong says:

    wow. I used to live right there…

    I’m not about blaming the victim, cuz that sounds like a terrible ordeal!

    poor sap should stick to craigslist for such nocturnal adventures tho.

    I flirt on the streets of bushwick sometimes but ain’t no street rats coming back to my crib!

  3. BrooklynPete says:

    Did we learn nothing from West Side Story?

    Stick to your own kind! lol

  4. jay says:

    The blending of cultures is going to be hard for a while.

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