#1 — $1375 — 2br: This place is great — old details in great shape, nice light, awesome location close to the train and between stuff on Knickerbocker and Wyckoff. Like the checkerboard floors in the huge kitchen. 12 foot ceilings!
Irving and Stanhope DeKalb L

#2 — $750 — studio: Cheapest apartment I have ever seen in Bushwick. It looks kind of cruddy and I think it might be in the basement, but for $750, you can “suffer.”
Cornelia and Broadway Gates JZ

#3 — $1500 — 2br: Look at this cute ass building — a real brick house, not a sagging frame piece of crap — a 90 second walk from the L and M. It’s a 10 minute walk to everything great on Knickerbocker, and all utilities are included!
Linden and Irving Myrtle-Wyckoff LM

#4 — $1050 — 1br: This is a funky little street that I take to go to the J train, and this is my favorite block of it. The place looks big and bright, and the price is right.
Jefferson and Evergreen Myrtle JMZ

#5 — $1050/1200 — 1 and 2br: Nice place with wood floors and plenty of light. Nothing special but it’s cheap.
PETS OK Eldert and Bushwick Halsey J

From the wtf file: The apartment seems fine, if somewhat overpriced, but…is the agent a 12-year-old girl? “MaGnIfIcEnTLy rEnOvAtEd*NO FEE*ExPoSeD bRiCk*j tRaIn*10 minS tO CiTy*” omg lulz 4 reel

Bushwick wannabe: It’s only a (long) block out of Bushwick (or is that Bushwich?), but once again, I must insist that Lewis Avenue in its entirety is in Bed-Stuy.