#1 — $1900 and 2500 — 1 and 3 bedroom: I know it’s expensive, but look at this place! Exposed brick, wood floors, tall windows and ceilings — and check out that bathroom! The ad doesn’t say where it is but I can see through the front windows that it is right on Knickerbocker Avenue across from the old Scaturro supermarket. Everything cool on Knickerbocker is downstairs — fruit stands, pizza places, the park, cannoli. Knickerbocker and Hart/DeKalb 1 bedroom | 3 bedroom

#2 — $1500 — 3 bedroom: I’m going to guess this is one of the large brick apartment buildings on Bushwick Avenue, and on a pretty sweet stretch of it, too. Worst case, it’s one of the well-kept row houses on the north/east side of the street. Three full, original bedrooms make the price totally sane. Not sure how much detail remains but the space looks cool. CATS OK Greene and Bushwick

#3 — $1200 — 2 bedroom: This is a great price for a nice place with two bedrooms. Decent renovation, wood floors. Wilson L stop, so it’s way down south. Schaefer and Wilson

#4 — $1490 — 2 bedroom: It is a bit expensive, and I’m not sure if it’s a railroad or not — from the pics, it looks long and narrow, and these tenements traditionally are railroads. The renovation of the unit, on the other hand, looks very tasteful. Good location as far as proximity to other stuff, but the block itself… let’s just say Puerto Rican flags hung high across the street remind you that the neighbors won’t be bringing you any welcome baskets. Open house Saturday from 1-2pm. CATS OK Troutman and Knickerbocker/Irving

#5 — $1400 — 1.5 bedroom: 1.5 bedrooms? I have no idea what that means. The size and quality of the apartment seems good, but the price is not justified, especially because of its south side location. I think an offer of $1200 is completely reasonable — you’re just saving the landlord time and ultimately money, after all, since at this price this is gonna sit. Cornelia and Evergreen

RIPOFF ALERT: This company is making this section too easy for me to fill. $3300 for a 2 bedroom apartment — but note that the second bedroom is the MEZZANINE! Don’t get me wrong, this seems like a lovely place — great kitchen, nice floors, fabulous windows — but it’s about a thousand bucks too expensive for the “Jefferson St. L stop.”

Bushwick wannabe
: Cute, decent, and cheap. I like this apartment, but it’s in Bed-Stuy, although..it’s close enough. Everybody give this apartment a hand, it’s all right!

Dishonorable mention: Are you kidding me? This agency complained that I said $1200 was a ripoff for this unit last week, and said I should take the post down. I responded that they should drop the ridiculous price instead of telling me what I can write. The result? The same little dump is now $1300!