Agents and owners: if you want to feature your apartments in the roundup, it’s free! But please send me an attractive, high-resolution photo, or several photos.

#1 — 2 bedroom loft — $2300: I know it’s pricey, but this place is awesome. Great kitchen and bath, big windows, nice floors, and 1200sqft! There’s exposed brick, which they painted over…but at least the color scheme is decent. Walk to the Jefferson L and Northeast Kingdom for dinner. PETS OK Troutman and Wyckoff

#2 — studio — $850: I don’t see what’s so “amazing” about anything in here, but it’s $850 with gas included. Just take it. PETS OK Covert and Broadway

#3 — 2 bedroom loft — $2200: A bit expensive, but really cool set-up, and all utilities are included. Ready by August 15, says the agent with the stupid serious pic of himself above the apartment photos. Near the Kosciuszko J. PETS OK Greene and Broadway

#4 — 1 bedroom — $1200: Wow. Great kitchen with a dishwasher, all utilities included! Aha, but here’s the catch — it’s pretty much an expedited application to live in the Hope Gardens projects. Woodbine and Central

#5 — 2 bedroom — $1750: Know what’s interesting? The further away from civilization the apartment is, the more care and quality is taken with the renovation. This is borderline luxury from the looks of it. The L and the JZ are each a two-minute walk, though it’s 10 minutes before you even get out of Bushwick going toward the city. This is on Bushwick Avenue just before it becomes a depressing highway surrounded by parking lots and buy-here-pay-heres. Granite and Bushwick

As much as I added filters to screen out stuff that is actually in Bed-Stuy, apparently Bushwick is just so much more desirable than the hood across Broadway that agents and owners are now just flat-out lying.