New York Daily News, 1977, from the Up From Flames exhibit

Last week’s Village Voice doom-and-gloom piece on gentrification and heavy-handed landlords in Bushwick was not the tour de force I thought it would be, and that the interviewer on the accompanying audio clip made it out to be. It has some interesting anecdotes, but that’s really all it turns out to be: just a series of scary stories, probably a selection of the most shocking ones.

The piece begins ridiculing the admittedly lame tactics of the real estate agents: they’re all stuck on “East Williamsburg” when the zeitgeist has moved on to “West Bushwick.” They’re too stupid to realize Bushwick is considered cool. Fair enough. It goes on to lionize a few scrappy old timers who stay on defiantly while their buildings fall to shit around them. Why do they stay? Author Tom Robbins’ student contributors don’t care to find out, or maybe they’re just poor journalists so early in their school careers.

I can’t imagine there are many people who would want to live in apartments where, for example, they’re in danger of getting their balls crushed as they fall through rotten floor boards. But then again, I have been inside homes where literally everything is falling apart, every wall has holes, every stair is cracked, every floor board is warped, toys are covered in grime, mold grows unchecked in every corner — neglectful landlords are a shameful phenomenon, but isn’t it more shameful to never ever pick up a mop to clean your own floor, or a sponge to clean your own bath tub? This is a two-way street, and I can tell you right now that dirty, slimy, rat-gnawed dishes do not build up in sinks full of moldy water because the landlord didn’t fix the wobbly banister.

The slum doesn’t come about because landlords are greedy and evil. It comes about because of government intervention in the housing market: the people who are generally attracted to subsidized housing are those who are the least employable and the least educated; those attracted to owning properties where they have to cut corners and throw their weight around to make a shred of profit are not going to be the sweetest apple-cheeked humanitarians.

Put ignorant tenants and aggressive landlords together — pretty much the only combination possible with such miniscule legitimate profit margins — and the result is slum conditions. It’s the same reason why drug dealers are the killing sort: who else would be attracted to a trade punished so severely? Do you see liquor store owners having shootouts in the streets? No, that stopped when booze was re-legalized. In the same vein, you rarely see profitable housing in bad condition.

Housing is a product provided by entrepreneurs to make money. If you remove the profit motive from the equation, you end up with very little new multi-family housing, the primary product built by developers in Bushwick in the late 1800s and early 1900s, and the vast majority of the problem buildings in the area.

I happen to think that anyone who lives in an apartment building for years after a landlord abandons the property — painting walls, fixing leaks, keeping the lights on, sweeping the hallways — should have available some sort of fast-track to official ownership. And I think the stories of people who have lived in this situation for years only to have a new landlord come in and demand back rent are scandalous. But this just deals with the currently flawed situation: does anyone really think a landlord would abandon a profitable property?

I was interviewed by one of the students who contributed to the piece, but literally not a word of the long exchange we had was included. Tamaki Ondo asked me, for example, what I thought about the fact that gentrification made landlords neglect properties so that the tenants would be forced to leave. Shocked at such a simplistic view, I explained that Bushwick’s tenements didn’t start deteriorating when the first ironic paper pastiche grafitto went up on local lightpoles — they have been falling apart for decades, and the recent hot real estate market is just another reason. After answering a few questions and making a few comments of my own, Tamaki admitted “I have to say…you are really confusing the idea I’ve had put into my head.” Brainwash your teenage reporters and send them forth to find news that fits your preconceived notions. I suppose that is preparing them adequately for their future careers in the mainstream media.

Long, long story slightly less long, gentrification is not to blame for the terrible conditions in which many people inexplicably choose to live, when literally thousands of better, easier options exist across this huge country. Gentrification is to “blame” for these people’s buildings being sold to gruff investors whose keen noses sniff out underexploited opportunities, and who act to make their investments pay off. That includes using all means to get the tenants out. In other words, housing pressure in New York demands more every day that artificially cheap housing be valued at market rates. The market is rarely ignored for long. No amount of anti-capitalist bellyaching has ever changed that.

It’s not about the landlords, it’s about the system that turns them bad.