I’m standing outside against my stoop railing, talking to a friend, when a guy zips by on a bike, dumping a restaurant napkin full of trash in my tree pit. I yelled “hey, come on!” The guy yells back “you just moved to da neighborhood!” I yelled back at him in my biggest Bronx accent “Fooooock you!” The neighbors stared on in amusement.

So, I’m confused. Is this hazing? You toss trash in front of the new guy’s house? Or is it that this is how it’s always been done here, and since I’m new, my place is to get used to it? Only in Bushwick is dumping trash in front of someone else’s house an expression of civic pride.