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#1 — $900 — studio: All utilities included, cute place with exposed brick, wood floors, decent location: why rent a room for the same price when you can have your own apartment? This place is great. PETS OK Himrod and Myrtle

#2 — $1800 — loft: 1000sqft, lots of exposed brick, wood floor, and a great modern kitchen, but not so much light. PETS OK Hancock and Broadway

#3 — $1200 — 2 bedroom: It’s a railroad, but for $1200 you can cope. It’s cheap enough that you could use the first bedroom as an office or…an art gallery. A pretty bare bones apartment, but with some great monochrome decorating it could be a dignified, austere pad for a serious type of person. PETS OK Bleecker and Myrtle

#4 — $1000 — 1 bedroom: Cheap! This landlord/agent is a mess. The Williamsburg suburbs? wtf? And major no-no: “Hispanic-friendly neighborhood.” I personally think the laws against describing neighborhoods or buildings using ethnicity or culture or age are idiotic and anti-consumer, but this is a really dumb, avoidable violation that adds nothing to the value of the apartment, as if anyone didn’t think Bushwick was Hispanic “friendly,” of all things. But again, good location, and cheap. PETS OK Himrod and Myrtle

#5 — $2100 — 1br loft: Look like a good size, love the huge windows and high ceilings, not too slummy looking for a warehouse loft, decent cheap kitchen. PETS OK Jefferson near the L

PS: The mansion is still for rent. They are desperate, someone lowball them!