Before you say it, I know an express L train is unlikely to stop at Morgan. And that’s okay — it would just make things move more smoothly in general to have certain trains on the L line stop only every 3-4 stops, and another that stops local…

This is what I wrote a few weeks ago after I read about the petition to get an express F train going. When I went to do more research, though, I realized *smack forehead* the L is only two frickin’ tracks. Since I know how much time it takes and money it costs to dig another subway line, I just abandoned the post — am I really going to sit here and advocate spending $23.4 gazillion on a system that already runs in the red? I decided no.

But Raanan Geberer is not to be deterred by the daunting task of gathering up lots of someone else’s money and blowing it on drilling a whole new parallel subway line under the L — just for express trains! I’m happy to suffer through a generation of construction delays just from the psychic profit I’ll reap knowing that the Bushwickers of 2030 will have such an easy commute into Manhattan. As if.

What needs to happen is that our embarrassingly third world transit authority needs to welcome itself to the 1980s and let us all know when the next train is — OUTSIDE the stations, but at least inside before we pay. It needs to better coordinate the trains with new technology, especially on the L and other overcrowded lines so that they can run closer together. And I know the transit union hates the idea, but they need to automate the trains so they can lay people off and make the system pay for itself. That last item is a fantasy: the absence of any profit motive usually guarantees massive inefficiency and a black hole for cash.

So…can we get Donald Trump to build us a new L line? Weirder things have happened.