The parade is on Fifth Avenue, but that doesn’t mean there won’t be craziness here in Bushwick. More and more cars are covered in Puerto Rican flags, more and more windows sport banners unfurled, more and more people wear flag t-shirts. I have heard bad things from long-time residents; I don’t know what to expect. You can lock the doors, close the blinds, and stay inside. Or, my favorite idea, dress like a jíbaro and join in the festivities. Either way, I don’t care, I’ll be away for the weekend.

Ricky Martin will be the King of the parade, and even he’s warning he doesn’t want it to get out of hand. (The quote about an “enthusiastic town” seems like a poor translation — he likely said “an enthusiastic people” but I can’t find the original Spanish letter anywhere).

One burning question: How many of the revelers have ever been to Puerto Rico — where they don’t celebrate the parade?