Hipsters and other weenies avoid “native” destinations in Bushwick like the plague — witness the throngs of them in depressing, desolate places like Wyckoff between Jefferson and Starr-ish, their swarming of Bogart and the East Williamsburg industrial area, and their complete absense (not one!) in places like Knickerbocker Avenue by Bushwick (aka Maria Hernandez) Park.

Knickerbocker is one of my favorite places in Bushwick. It’s a real traditional main street, where everyone in the neighborhood goes to shop, eat, gossip and carry on. In two blocks of Knick this Saturday we got great pizza (Tony’s at 336), grabbed a big bag of plum tomatoes and some garlic (S & S Farm Market at 317), stocked up on assorted amaretti, biscotti, etc. (Circo’s Pastry at 312), and blew more money on stuff to fix up our crumbling money pit (Ace Hardware at 347). I didn’t really even mean for it to be Italian-themed…

I know it’s a matter of time before all the scary warehouse spaces get filled up with left-wing bookstores and coffee houses and vegan raw restaurants and the market starts pressuring the wispy-haired and pale among us to start opening shops on Knickerbocker, but even before that happens I urge my likely audience here to submerge themselves in local culture before they put it out of business. That last thing is not a value judgement, just a statement of fact.